MonaVie Distributor’s Magic 8 Ball

In 2005 MonaVie burst onto the Multi-Level Marketing (MLM) scene as a bottler and distributor of health juices. It wasn’t until 2008, however, that MonaVie really took off when Orrin Woodward, founder of an Amway distributor sales network company known as TEAM, joined up with MonaVie CEO Dallin Larsen. Woodward’s ‘expertise’ wasn’t in health drinks, or even in sales, really. Woodward built his fortune on motivational tools, videos, tapes/CDs, and lectures. Which is why I’m fairly confident in dating the promotional MonaVie Magic 8 Ball as a 2008 release.

This also tells me two other things: 1) there were a ton of these made, in order to get them into as many greedy distributor hands as possible, and 2) they should be easy to find. At least when compared to the likelihood of finding any other specific promotional Magic 8 Ball. This is because, according to Monavie Executive VP Henry Marsh only 14 percent of MonaVie’s distributors actually turn a profit.

I was excited to discover that the guys at TEAM and MonaVie spared no expense, and purchased 20 custom answers for the MonaVie Magic 8 Ball. However, I was a bit creeped out by many of the answers once I read them. Be forewarned-

Be A Star Maker

Call Downline

Call Upline

Can’t Say Now

Come To Convention

Consult Me Later

Do M.O.R.E.

Drink It, Feel It, Share It

Focus And Ask Again

Get Jacked On The Juice

Get On Autoship

Go Big Or Go Home

Go Black Diamond

Invite, Taste, Share

Looks Like Yes

No Doubt About It

Sponsor 2 New People

Up Your Dosage

Yes

You Can Count On It

It is absolutely possible that MonaVie has produced more than one promotional Magic 8 Ball, or that they will in the future. So, as always, if you have any more information please comment to share it with the rest of us.

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